Friday, November 4, 2011

Revising 60's hits and the whale museum on San Juan Island

Be Happy With Your Lot

Be Happy With Your Lot

Do not yearn for any other situation in the world besides the one you actually find yourself in.

A person who masters this skill will never be sad about his life situation. He accepts his present situation as his particular challenge in life -- even when he is unable to change it.

This attitude is usually not mastered just by reading about it. Consistently work on integrating it into your thoughts. The more you repeat this thought to yourself, the more it becomes part of your thinking.

Love Yehuda

The Whale Museum on San Juan Island tells you all you need to know about our Blubbery friends

Love Yehuda

Subject: Fwd: FW: Revising 60's hits

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits
with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---  Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker . 

Ringo Starr ---  I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. 

The Bee Gees -- -  How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver 

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least:      Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

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