Love Yehuda
> > On the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah, there is a ceremony called Tashlich.
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> > Jews traditionally go to the ocean or a stream or river to pray and throw bread crumbs into the water.
Symbolically, the fish devour their sins.
> > Occasionally, people ask what kind of bread crumbs should be thrown. Here are suggestions for breads which may be most appropriate for specific sins and misbehaviors:
> > For ordinary sins - White Bread
> > For erotic sins - French Bread
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> > For particularly dark sins > > - Pumpernickel
> > For complex sins > > - Multi-Grain
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> > For twisted sins - Pretzels
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> > For tasteless sins - Rice Cakes
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> > For sins of indecision - Waffles
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> > For sins committed in haste - Matzoh
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> > For sins of chutzpah - Fresh Bread
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> > For substance abuse - Stoned Wheat
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> For use of heavy drugs - Poppy Seed
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> > For petty larceny - > > Stollen
> > For committing auto theft - Caraway
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For timidity/cowardice - Milk Toast
For ill-temperedness - > > SourdoughFor silliness, eccentricity - Nut Bread
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For not giving full value - Shortbread
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For jingoism, chauvinism - > > Yankee Doodles
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For excessive irony - Rye Bread
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For unnecessary chances - Hero Bread
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For telling bad jokes/puns - Corn Bread
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For war-mongering - Kaiser Rolls
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For dressing immodestly - Tarts
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For causing injury to others - Tortes
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For lechery and promiscuity - Hot Buns
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For promiscuity with gentiles - Hot Cross Buns> >
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For racist attitudes - Crackers
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For sophisticated racism - Ritz Crackers
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For being holier than thou - Bagels
For abrasiveness - Grits
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For dropping in > > without notice - Popovers
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For over-eating - > > Stuffing
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For impetuosity - Quick Bread
For indecent photography - Cheesecake
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For raising your voice too often - > > Challah
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For pride and egotism - Puff Pastry
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For sycophancy, - Brownies
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For being overly smothering - Angel Food Cake
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For laziness - Any long loafFor trashing the environment - > > Dumplings
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