Thursday, June 11, 2015

India help desk....and attorney Ben Brafman tells it like it is

Think about the Outcome

Even if someone has done something wrong to you, before getting into an argument about it, think of the outcome you are striving for. If there will be no practical benefit from your argument, avoid it.

"Outcome thinking" is wisdom. A wise person considers the outcome before speaking.

Be wise!

Love Yehuda Lave



The metal that can float on water

The radical new material, called a metal matrix composite, was developed with the US Army, and could be used in everything from warships to cars.

Read the full story:

16 May 2015


Computer Help Desk   

I think I have talked to this guy....      







 Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.


The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,

you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said,
'Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green .'
Mujibar thought for a short while and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green ,
and I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.




Random thoughts as we age
The biggest lie I tell myself is ..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes and come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!

I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop making me mad!

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights." I'm just very wise.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came there for.

Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... that makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is salad!!!

And, of course… Have I sent this to you already… or did you send this to me?


 Eight year old girl sings "Fly me to the moon" on the view:


 Ben Brafman tells it like it is about the effects on the Jewish people becasue of the Holocaust.


Happy Shavuot : Dry Bones cartoon, Kirschen, Israel, Palestine, antisemitism, Jews, virus,Arabs, Middle East,
my pictures of the light show in Jerusalem--last night tonight